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London Velvet

1/10 Porter ale and fine cider.  A lot of people still like a pint of “half and half” and use Guinness rather than porter. They say it tastes like velvet…. Not for me.  5%

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Hoegarden Rose

1/10 Urgh! Far toooo sweet. Tastes like jam!!! I’ve saved you a few quid here. Avoid! 3%

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1/10 Estonias finest piss.

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1/10 Lager from Thailand. Tastes like weak piss.

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1/10 Mistake!! Thought it was a beer but it’s some fruity alco-pop thing. Got laughed at 🙁